The Airwaves Are Not for Banter
So you just bought a Picnic Boat. The Hinckley is purring, the teak is shining, and you are ready to dominate the marina. But before you start broadcasting your lunch plans on Channel 9, let us talk about VHF radio etiquette.
VHF marine radios are a shared resource that keeps boaters safe. Follow these rules and you will earn respect.
Channel 16: The Holy Land
Channel 16 (156.8 MHz) is the international hailing and emergency frequency. You do NOT use it for casual conversation.
The correct procedure:
- Call someone on Channel 16 to establish contact
- Immediately switch to a working channel
- Stay off Channel 16 once the conversation moves
Use Your Call Sign
Your boat has a call sign. Use it. Every transmission should identify you by name. Saying "this is the boat" is inefficient and potentially dangerous.
Keep It Brief
Marine VHF airtime is limited. Get to the point: identify yourself, state your purpose, get off the frequency.
What NOT to Say
- "Come get me, I am sinking" -- Unless this is real, this is a federal offense.
- "Nice boat, where did you get it?" -- VHF is for communication, not networking.
Bottom Line
VHF etiquette is about respect. A well-briefed Picnic Boat captain sounds professional, clear, and confident.